hannibal au: house, m.d.
"dr. graham, i’m dr. jack crawford."
"i see you’ve hitched your horse to a teaching position."
"people don’t want a sick doctor."
"fair enough, i don’t want healthy patients. i’m looking for a new head doctor of diagnostic medicine."
"that’s not a real department—"
"it can be, if you’re interested."
"I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around in our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams."
"Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year."
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
Infinity Formula AU Part I: Christ, I miss the cold war.
THE AVENGERS racebend »
Jason Momoa as Thor Odinson, Idris Elba as Tony Stark, Michael B. Jordan as Steve Rogers, Maggie Q as Natasha Romanoff, Sendhil Ramamurthy as Bruce Banner, Michael Ealy as Clint Barton, and Kandyse McClure as Agent Maria Hill
AU Meme - Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle as Sherlock Holmes & Irene Adler
"this kind of thing ever happen to you?"
"let me tell you about a woman named selina kyle."idris elba as bruce wayne/batman and kerry washington as selina kyle/catwoman
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed,
and bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours, and by the powers;
where we will, we’ll roam.
Yo ho, all hands,
hoist the colors high.
Heive ho, thieves and beggars;
never shall we die.
game of thrones pirate!au
Only Admiral Pearson knew how precious Donna was to Harvey, how she had been there for him through the rough years at the Academy, through losing his father, through the Klingon attack on their first assignment, the USS Brooklyn, which had resulted in the death of their captain and severe injuries on Harvey’s part. As it was, Admiral Pearson was also the only one not surprised when Harvey chose Donna as his First Officer. Donna kept Harvey grounded and focused, helped him remember to be kind and compassionate, instead of the Tyrant his previous captain, Cameron, had taught him to be. And at the end of the day, they were the only family each other had.
Captain Harvey Specter and his badass First Officer, Commander Donna Paulsen.
Donna always carries a phaser just to be safe and sometimes scares people who piss her off by threatening them with it, though it’s almost never on. She and Harvey can have full conversations with just a look, everyone thinks they’ve been secretly married for years, and everyone on the ship knows never to cross one because you’ll be beaten up in a back alley by the other.
Criminal Minds AU: The Avengers cast as FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit.
Re-Spun Tales; The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Daisy Buchanan as a cunning femme fatale. She seduced Tom Buchanan knowing that he was rich and influential and when Gatsby returned and she discovered his obsession with her she used it for her own means. She murders Myrtle not out of jealousy, but to be rid of the competition and she manipulates Gatsby to take the fall for her once she realizes he was too unstable to control for long. Men think they own her, but in truth she owns them.