Wilson: It’s got to be something. I mean, she didn’t come back because she likes you. Wait a minute! She did come back because she likes you!
Patient: Heh heh! You dog! You slept with her!
House: Keep talking. I’ll finish your exam with a prostate check. I’ve agreed to take her on one date.
Patient: So, you’re into this girl?
House: No! She’s not giving me any choice.
Patient: Wait… she’s making you do her?
House: Date her.
Wilson: Young ingenue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor; her sweet gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart.
Patient: Do her, or you’re gay.
House - 1x20 Love Hurts